A book about Poland
I mentioned a while back that I had a book about Poland. Since it's the kind of thing people put on the internet, here are the two best pages of it, featuring a fun combination of casual racism and sexism!
I might post some more soon.
Posted on: Friday, 22nd February 2008
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phoning at the mouth
I've got a new mobile phone; it's shiny and has lots of buttons and a slidey front. Here are some facts about my shiny mobile phone:
- You can put music on it, but only 32Mb worth until you get an expensive silly Sony Memory Stick
- It has motion sensors so you can play the world's most frustrating version of marble madness.
- If you stand in the corner of my bedroom, balancing between the bed and the fireplace, you can get a signal
- If you call Orange customer services to complain about terrible coverage, they tell you that the server is down, but won't tell you which server, or why.
- It has a slidey front
- Despite all these things it is ace
Posted on: Saturday, 16th February 2008
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Blog round-up!
I haven't updated my blog for a while, so here are some parts of blog posts I haven't actually written:
"My favourite part of the was when we finally saw the monster and it was revealed to be a metaphor for 9/11."
"When presented with a document printed in Comic Sans, return it and demand it in Times New Roman."
"So, anyway, my tail's on fire and I'm heading towards the ground. Or perhaps the ground is heading towards me; it's all relative, really. Despite this, I'm relatively calm."
"We see close ups of her hands, we see close ups of her face - we see close ups of her hands on her face, but we never see a close up of her hands attached to her arms attached to her body. Watch it, you know I'm right. It's all close ups and no medium shots, which means either a) those aren't her real hands or b) she has really fat arms."
"Selling mobile phones over the internet is not exactly the most edifying of occupations, but it's a lot better than setting fire to small children."
"There's probably a huge factory that produces super-thin paper used almost exclusively for printing Bibles. There'll be trouble when people realise that you could just print on bigger paper."
Posted on: Sunday, 10th February 2008
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