More video fun:
How come I never saw this on the TV? He meets Alvin and the Chipmunks!!!!!
And my 6th (subject to change) favourite band ever play my favourite song by them:
I'd sell my fingers to be able to play guitar like Graham Coxon.
Posted on: Sunday, 28th May 2006
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Dr C's recouping list
It's raining today which is great because it reflects my mood. When you're feeling miserable you get the consolation that at least the outside agrees with you. Don't panic, though, because this blog does not do self-pity. It does hilarity and wit.
Inspired by Dr T's recouping skills here are some great ideas and tips for life that I'm going to share with you all. Please note that I haven't tried most of these.
1) If you spill coffee on your front, pour the rest on your head and back. It will look like you planned to do it.
2) When, during a social situation, you notice your fly is undone, remove your trousers.
3) If you say something stupid during a job interview, recoup by increasingly saying more and more stupid things and then pretending to faint. It is better to look like you have emotional problems than be an idiot.
4) Premature baldness? Stand behind someone with a lush head of hair - from the right angle nobody will notice.
5) Don't have enough change for a sandwich at the shop? Get out of this embarassing situation by claiming you are buying the sandwich for orphans.
6) If you send an embarassing and slightly over-confessional e-mail to someone, you can probably get away with sending one afterwards saying "Er, this was meant to be sent to someone else." If you cannot get away with this (because you use their name for example) try saying it was sent by someone else. If this doesn't work, say you were probably on drugs and avoid the recipient for ever.
7) Never tell anyone anything, ever. Except if your house is on fire.
8) Don't worry about the future because that's what we'll invent robots for.
9) Broken your housemate's glass/bowl/face? Hide and don't come out.
Posted on: Monday, 22nd May 2006
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The exciting thing I was telling you about
It's what you've all been waiting for:
Play my new game
This is a very early version. I'm aware it's very slow and buggy and pretty boring. But pretend to be impressed anyway.
Posted on: Sunday, 14th May 2006
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Have you ever been embarassed, ashamed or exposed?
Q: What is the best thing you've ever seen?
A: This:
Absoludicrous!
Posted on: Saturday, 13th May 2006
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Wedding of the century
Hundreds wept when Dr Graham McKinnon renounced batchelordom and became wed to his lovely wife, Mrs Jenny McKinnon. An entertaining day was had by all.
I bought a new shirt especially. The wedding ceremony (at Knighton Church) was fun. I wanted to see Graham's reaction when Jenny walked down the aisle but unfortunately there was a really really tall man in the way. How selfish of him. When he nearly cracked up doing the vows a tear almost came to my eye, but I stopped it because I am way too cool. Jenny was more composed - perhaps she's done this before?
Graham Beynon did a quality talk about how important marriage is, and how that represents a picture of Christ and the church. There was also someone called Graham who did one of the speeches. There was a definite Graham bias; perhaps this was a conspiricy.
They left the church to the sounds of "Supercalifragilisticexpialaodacious". Interesting. It was pouring with rain as well.
Next we went to the reception. Many, many tedious entertaining hours were spent while the photos were all taken. Jolly, Adrian and Alwyn spent all their time trying to ruin the photos. How childish!
Hooray! Then came the food. We got sat on a table with Graham's drunk medic friends. They told us unpleasant medical stories, then Jolly got into a fight about whether or not the NHS was communist or not. It was an entertaining debate which, despite the fact they actually agreed on pretty much everything ("The NHS has been ruined by new labour." "No, you don't understant what I'm saying. New Labour have ruined the NHS!") could well have ended in fisticuffs were it not for the speeches.
During the speeches we played Speech Bingo. We were officially the Naughty Table and someone from the neighbouring table kept glaring at us.
Speech ratings:
Jenny's Dad: 6/10 - amazing beard.
Graham: 7/10
Graham's brother: 6/10 - the soppiest speech I've ever heard, but it was really genuine so you can't really hold that against him.
Tim the 2nd best man: 7/10 - for embarassing Graham
Posted on: Tuesday, 9th May 2006
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Posted on: Monday, 8th May 2006
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Exciting geek news -
It's like a million nerds all screaming out in excitement
Posted this a day late so I can't do the joke.
Posted on: Friday, 5th May 2006
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Coming Soon....
The ultimate in interactive excitement.
Bring your own change of underwear.
It's that exciting.
Posted on: Tuesday, 2nd May 2006
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